Apr 152009
If I had superpowers, I would have used them today. When the worker from the water department came to check the meters or whatever, he kept spitting tobacco juice in my yard. I would have had him first choke on the juice, and then spit it all over his shirt.
This is why I don’t think I’ll ever be granted superpowers. 
Mood:
Irritated
Nah, it’s exactly why you SHOULD be granted powers.