I’ve had nothing to post about lately, but one little thing has forced me to post:
Over on Fandom Wank, there’s a post about some wank about the movie 300. Lots of comments along the lines “Sparta was just Sparta, not good not evil….” follow until llama treats busts out with the perfect comment: TONIGHT WE WANK IN HELL!
I’ve never used this phrase before, but llama treats is FTW!!
Re: CrystalWank
The original post has 76 pages of wank. Not 76 comments, 76 PAGES. That’s 13,269 comments. Boggles, no?
Original Post (note the rebuttals from Crystal and her socks friends.
So loverly *sniff*
How glad am I that I am not in the Harry Potter fandom? VERY. FW has just added the most delicious wank in ages. It’s too long to go into, but it involves a member of the (self-proclaimed) inner-circle being found out to have created several sockpuppets over the last 3 or 4 years to defend (and sometimes fight) her. Someone actually did an investigatory 90,000 word report on the whole thing. Oh, god, it’s a thing of beauty. It brings back the excitement of the early days of wank, though nothing will ever match LOTR wank in my heart. From the tinhats to CrystalWank, LOTR never failed to produce.
Just remember…a life unwanked is not a life worth living (or, um, something like that).