Yeah, I did something, alright. I just made and ate the world’s nastiest lunch. Ham sammich and fries. Doesn’t sound too bad like that, but you have to know the details. 1) I think my bread is *just about* ready to grow mold. Ewww. 2) I didn’t shake the mustard well enough, so I got that watery ooze on my ham. Ewww. 3) The oil in the FryDaddy has been in there at least a year. Ewww. 4) The fries. I don’t even like fries, but they were there, so I cooked them. No telling how long they had been in the freezer. Ewww.
If no one hears from me in 24 hours, please call the paramedics to my house.