Gonna be a looooong night
I’m sleeping on the couch tonight. Why? I can’t close my door, that’s why. My new apartment manager has vetoed my satellite being where it was, so now I have to put it on my back patio. The only problem is: I have a sliding door to my patio and the cord has NO wiggle room. Therefore, until I get some flat cable (which is hard to find), the door won’t close and I’m sleeping on the couch to protect my booty. Don’t worry too much, though. I put a makeshift burglar bar in the track, so even though the door is slightly open, it can’t be opened any further……sweet dreams

Yes
I do know it’s tacky. It’s supposed to be!