Let me start by saying that my current hero is my mom. For many reasons. We were talking about me moving back to WV, which would also mean that I have to stay with my parents for at least two months (current lease issues…). Here’s a snippet of our conversation:

me: But, what if I want to have sex with some random guy?!?
Mom: Then I guess you will.
me: It’s not like I can bring him home, though.
Mom: No, but you can go to his place.
me: But I like ’em homeless (hehehe).
Mom: Well, that’s what hotels are for!

Now, this whole conversation was, of course, in jest, but if it is a preview of what’s to come, then I think I’ll be alright.