1. What is the first person you ever slept with’s middle name?
James
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Silky, white
3. What is the song you want played at your Funeral?
Don’t want one–funeral, that is.
4. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I am my sluttiest friend.
5. What Would Your Last Meal be before getting executed?
Mexican, #25. aka Bean burrito, cheese enchilada, rice and beans
6. Beatles or Stones?
Neither
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Prolly my grad school advisor.
8. The person whose problems you would never want to hear?
I’ll say Ben, but only because I don’t want him to have any.
9. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
Shoulders. I never knew that until recently.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your Friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
huh?
11. If you could have any super power what would it be?
I don’t know the sci-fi word for it….being in a whole ‘nother place in seconds.
12. FAVORITE hangover cure?
Sex
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Too many
14. FAVORITE Outkast Lyric?
“Uh, huh, hush that fuss…”
15. HAIR COLOR you most like someone you’re dating to have?
Black
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
deaf
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Documented, baby! Depression
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
One, and he’s in rehab.
19. Least favorite month?
June
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Steal from them
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Star Warsor The Rescuers
22. FAVORITE person in the whole world?
Fantasy D.
23. When’s the last time you went on a date?
Uh…
24. DO YOU LIKE violent movies or dirty movies?
mmm, dirty *nods*
25. FALL OR SPRING?
Fall
26. Person you most wish you hadn’t made out with?
Contraire to Ben’s belief, it’s not that Mike, it’s another.
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Neve Campbell
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
I won’t live that long, by my own hand if necessary.
29. Who is the person you can count on most?
Diff people for diff things….money? ‘Rents
30. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age or not factors?
That’s a hard one…I think I’d go with Orlando Bloom. I’ve never dated anyone pretty.
31. WHAT BOOKS have you pretended you’ve read?
none
32. WHAT’S a word you would use to describe your life?
Meaningless
33. FAVORITE drinking GAME?
None
34. WHAT DID YOU DREAM LAST NIGHT?
Nothing I can remember.
35. FAVORITE vices?
Smoking, indiscriminate sex
36. What is the last thing you’d ever tell someone?
I love you