How glad am I that I am not in the Harry Potter fandom? VERY. FW has just added the most delicious wank in ages. It’s too long to go into, but it involves a member of the (self-proclaimed) inner-circle being found out to have created several sockpuppets over the last 3 or 4 years to defend (and sometimes fight) her. Someone actually did an investigatory 90,000 word report on the whole thing. Oh, god, it’s a thing of beauty. It brings back the excitement of the early days of wank, though nothing will ever match LOTR wank in my heart. From the tinhats to CrystalWank, LOTR never failed to produce.

Just remember…a life unwanked is not a life worth living (or, um, something like that).