SGU Mini-Review

Going into the premiere of Stargate Universe, I held three truths: I love the Stargate franchise, David Blue (Ugly Betty‘s Cliff) is awesome, and Robert Carlyle seems like a dick.

Well, after this week, one of my truths is clinging to life while the other two are overstated. With the exception of a few cameos (*Hi, Sam! Hi, Jack, Daniel, Walter!*) and a gate, this is not Stargate. SG-1 and SGA had fun and never really took themselves too seriously. Stargate Universe has no heart, no joy, no interesting characters (yet), and the ones I *thought* would be favorites, quite frankly, suck.

Eli Wallace is played by the aforementioned David Blue. I made the mistake of following David on twitter for a couple of days around the premiere. His constant posting and ranting turned me off so much that now I don’t even think I’ll like Eli that much (not that I cared for the character AT ALL in the two-hour premiere). The other big surprise was how much I wanted Robert Carlyle, as Dr. Rush, to kick everyone’s shins and show them all what’s up. Easily my favorite character of the show, largely because he’s the only one with more than 1/2 of a dimension, but still, a favorite. I’m still not sure what Lou Diamond Phillips’ role is, but I’d like to see more of him, too.

The overacting of two cast members was so atrocious that I can see them being the reason I tune out if they don’t get it together. Jamil Walker Smith is Master Sgt. Ronald Greer and acts like he’s never been on camera before. His pacing and volume elicited laughs and groans during the premiere, and I hope he was only overacting because he was directed to, and not that this is how it’s going to be all the time. Elyse Levesque as Chloe Armstrong was ridiculous as well. First off, she needs bangs. I said it because it needed to be said. Now, she gets a pass because I believe my true annoyance with her truly was script-based. That crying scene went on way too long; literally, MINUTES too long. We get it, she’s sad. We understand. It’s not some foreign concept to be sad if your parent dies. Sad. OK. We didn’t need to see the snotting and the nasal flaring. Sick. She reminds me of ANTM Cycle 5 Winner, Nicole, but with no charm.

Overall, I’m going to watch at least a few more episodes because the two-hour premiere and next week’s episode are actually considered a multi-part arc, but if we don’t get some fun or interest in the characters, I’m out.

8,314 thoughts on “SGU Mini-Review”

  1. Spot on with this write-up, I actually think this amazing site needs far more attention. I’ll probably be back again to read more, thanks for the advice!|

  2. I blog quite often and I genuinely thank you for your information. Your article has truly peaked my interest. I’m going to book mark your website and keep checking for new details about once per week. I subscribed to your RSS feed as well.

  3. I have been browsing on-line more than three hours lately, yet I by no means found any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is beautiful price enough for me. In my view, if all webmasters and bloggers made just right content as you probably did, the net shall be a lot more useful than ever before.|

  4. Great work! That is the type of information that are supposed to be shared around the internet. Shame on the seek engines for no longer positioning this put up higher! Come on over and consult with my site . Thanks =)|

  5. Magnificent web site. Plenty of helpful info here. I’m sending it to several pals ans additionally sharing in delicious. And naturally, thanks on your effort!|

  6. Please let me know if you’re looking for a article author for your weblog. You have some really good posts and I believe I would be a good asset. If you ever want to take some of the load off, I’d love to write some content for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine. Please blast me an email if interested. Many thanks!|

  7. I just like the valuable information you supply to your articles. I’ll bookmark your blog and take a look at again right here regularly. I’m moderately certain I will learn plenty of new stuff proper here! Best of luck for the next!|

  8. I was very happy to discover this great site. I need to to thank you for ones time for this wonderful read!! I definitely enjoyed every part of it and I have you bookmarked to look at new information on your site.

  9. This is a really good tip particularly to those new to the blogosphere. Simple but very accurate information… Many thanks for sharing this one. A must read post.

  10. When I initially left a comment I seem to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and from now on each time a comment is added I recieve four emails with the exact same comment. There has to be a way you can remove me from that service? Appreciate it.

  11. A motivating discussion is worth comment. I believe that you need to publish more on this subject, it may not be a taboo subject but typically people do not speak about these subjects. To the next! Kind regards.

  12. I’m amazed, I must say. Rarely do I come across a blog that’s both equally educative and interesting, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The problem is something that too few folks are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I found this in my hunt for something concerning this.|

  13. You’ve made some really good points there. I checked on the internet for more info about the issue and found most individuals will go along with your views on this website.

  14. A motivating discussion is definitely worth comment. There’s no doubt that that you need to publish more about this subject matter, it may not be a taboo subject but generally folks don’t speak about such topics. To the next! Cheers!

  15. Outstanding post however I was wondering if you could write a litte more on this subject? I’d be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit more. Appreciate it!|

  16. We’re a gaggle of volunteers and starting a brand new scheme in our community. Your website offered us with valuable information to work on. You have performed an impressive activity and our entire group might be thankful to you.|

  17. This is the perfect blog for anyone who would like to understand this topic. You realize so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually will need to…HaHa). You definitely put a brand new spin on a subject which has been discussed for years. Wonderful stuff, just excellent.

  18. I’m impressed, I have to admit. Rarely do I come across a blog that’s both equally educative and engaging, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is something too few people are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy that I stumbled across this in my hunt for something relating to this.

  19. I’m amazed, I have to admit. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both equally educative and interesting, and without a doubt, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is an issue that too few people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I found this during my hunt for something concerning this.

  20. I’m impressed, I have to admit. Rarely do I come across a blog that’s both educative and engaging, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The problem is something which not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I came across this during my search for something concerning this.

  21. I’m impressed, I must say. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s both educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The problem is an issue that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy I came across this in my hunt for something concerning this.

  22. An interesting discussion is definitely worth comment. I believe that you should publish more about this subject matter, it may not be a taboo subject but usually people don’t discuss these issues. To the next! Best wishes!

  23. Good post. I learn something totally new and challenging on websites I stumbleupon every day. It will always be helpful to read articles from other authors and use something from their websites.

  24. I loved as much as you’ll receive carried out right here. The sketch is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an shakiness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this hike.|

  25. After exploring a handful of the blog posts on your web page, I truly appreciate your technique of blogging. I added it to my bookmark site list and will be checking back soon. Please check out my website too and let me know what you think.

  26. With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any problems of plagorism or copyright infringement? My blog has a lot of exclusive content I’ve either written myself or outsourced but it appears a lot of it is popping it up all over the internet without my agreement. Do you know any solutions to help prevent content from being ripped off? I’d certainly appreciate it.|

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *