I have a new favorite internet person–at least for today. Loki gets my Fandom Wank Appreciation Award for this gem:

[Backstory: Some lady wrote to WB complaining that Fiction Alley allowed Harry Potter pr0n to exist and that her 9 year old had seen it. She wanted WB to shut down FA. Her words are italicized]

Ideally, I’d like to have an answer or resolution within 10 business days.

Loki: Ideally, I’d like a pony.

I seriously sporfled at that. And NOT only because I recently leared that a pony is not just a young horse.