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People of New York City: Lock up your children!

Tomorrow, and I are going to NYC for the weekend. With 40 students. Our role is that of chaparones, which basically means we get a free, all expenses paid trip. The group of students we’re taking is nearly a perfect group to travel with, as they are nice blend of theatre kids, goth kids, and the odd prep or two. We’re seeing two Broadway shows, Chicago and Lestat. After reading the reviews of Lestat, I can’t WAIT to see our kids’ reactions. Oh, it’s going to be gold. I think we’re spending the rest of our time traipsing around the city, but we’ll be in the Village mostly.

Anyone up for some souvenirs? I suck at buying things and have NO IDEA what to buy.

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Welcome to the world!

I’d like to take a moment to welcome Christian to this big world. He’s got two of the best parents ever, Todd and Coley, and I’m sure he’ll be showered with love and gifts from everyone who knows him. Can’t wait to meet you, little man!

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Oscar blah

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Keira Knightly, that necklace does NOT go with the dress. Also, your hair looks bad.

Jessica Alba, cover the bony parts and stop wearing your hair like a Palm Beach retiree. Also, if you’re not comfortable in the dress, pick another one. You shouldn’t spend ALL your time on the red carpet stomping all over your dress.

Michelle Williams, both of the aformentioned women are goddesses compared to you. If you even have a stylist, fire them. Now. Your dress is the color of Tweety Bird, the hair looks dirty and straggly, and the lipstick, oh god no.

Felicity Huffman is perfection tonight. I’m entirely over George “Overrated” Clooney. Blech. Jon Stewart? Keep to entertainment jokes and we’ll be ok. Delve into politics and I’m out.