The ultimate payback from Fate. I signed a contract to work here in WV, and it’s ok because I really like my Speech Pathologist’s duties and pay. But, the very DAY I signed it, I got a call for the job I really wanted in NC. I got the job. Too frellin late now, lady!! Damn, there must be something GREAT just waiting for me here. There just has to be!

Let me start by saying that my current hero is my mom. For many reasons. We were talking about me moving back to WV, which would also mean that I have to stay with my parents for at least two months (current lease issues…). Here’s a snippet of our conversation:

me: But, what if I want to have sex with some random guy?!?
Mom: Then I guess you will.
me: It’s not like I can bring him home, though.
Mom: No, but you can go to his place.
me: But I like ’em homeless (hehehe).
Mom: Well, that’s what hotels are for!

Now, this whole conversation was, of course, in jest, but if it is a preview of what’s to come, then I think I’ll be alright.