My Ashley is engaged! I just don’t even know where to begin here. It seems like yesterday we were obsessing over Anakin and Harry Potter and here she is, all grown up. Here’s to a lifetime of love come easy and happiness.

My Ben is free! Free from the martyred whining and shortcomings of the less intelligent. May he find happiness with anyone, so long as it’s not in the form of a bitter, histrionics-prone, lunatic.

Mood: Jubilant