I heard a teacher ask a classroom of students that question this morning. Good stuff.

More good stuff: As the principal “intimidated” a first grader so that he would show better behavior, the principal asked the student, “Do you know what’s going to happen if you have to come back to my office?” The little boy replied, “You’re gonna bust hell wide open?”

Not as good as this: Posted in the convenience store:

A driver’s license is for identification purposes only. NOT to be used as a method of payment! Furthermore, an expired driver’s license isn’t even LEGAL for ID’s.——Management