Superpowers

If I had superpowers, I would have used them today. When the worker from the water department came to check the meters or whatever, he kept spitting tobacco juice in my yard. I would have had him first choke on the juice, and then spit it all over his shirt.

This is why I don’t think I’ll ever be granted superpowers. :evileye:

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