SGU Mini-Review

Going into the premiere of Stargate Universe, I held three truths: I love the Stargate franchise, David Blue (Ugly Betty‘s Cliff) is awesome, and Robert Carlyle seems like a dick.

Well, after this week, one of my truths is clinging to life while the other two are overstated. With the exception of a few cameos (*Hi, Sam! Hi, Jack, Daniel, Walter!*) and a gate, this is not Stargate. SG-1 and SGA had fun and never really took themselves too seriously. Stargate Universe has no heart, no joy, no interesting characters (yet), and the ones I *thought* would be favorites, quite frankly, suck.

Eli Wallace is played by the aforementioned David Blue. I made the mistake of following David on twitter for a couple of days around the premiere. His constant posting and ranting turned me off so much that now I don’t even think I’ll like Eli that much (not that I cared for the character AT ALL in the two-hour premiere). The other big surprise was how much I wanted Robert Carlyle, as Dr. Rush, to kick everyone’s shins and show them all what’s up. Easily my favorite character of the show, largely because he’s the only one with more than 1/2 of a dimension, but still, a favorite. I’m still not sure what Lou Diamond Phillips’ role is, but I’d like to see more of him, too.

The overacting of two cast members was so atrocious that I can see them being the reason I tune out if they don’t get it together. Jamil Walker Smith is Master Sgt. Ronald Greer and acts like he’s never been on camera before. His pacing and volume elicited laughs and groans during the premiere, and I hope he was only overacting because he was directed to, and not that this is how it’s going to be all the time. Elyse Levesque as Chloe Armstrong was ridiculous as well. First off, she needs bangs. I said it because it needed to be said. Now, she gets a pass because I believe my true annoyance with her truly was script-based. That crying scene went on way too long; literally, MINUTES too long. We get it, she’s sad. We understand. It’s not some foreign concept to be sad if your parent dies. Sad. OK. We didn’t need to see the snotting and the nasal flaring. Sick. She reminds me of ANTM Cycle 5 Winner, Nicole, but with no charm.

Overall, I’m going to watch at least a few more episodes because the two-hour premiere and next week’s episode are actually considered a multi-part arc, but if we don’t get some fun or interest in the characters, I’m out.

8,382 thoughts on “SGU Mini-Review”

  1. You actually make it appear really easy along
    with your presentation but I to find this matter to be really one thing which I think I might by no means understand.
    It sort of feels too complex and very broad for
    me. I am looking ahead to your subsequent post, I will attempt
    to get the cling of it!

  2. I’m impressed, I must say. Seldom do I come across a blog that’s equally educative and amusing, and without a doubt, you’ve hit the nail
    on the head. The problem is something not enough folks are speaking intelligently about.
    I’m very happy I found this in my hunt for something concerning this.

  3. You actually make it seem really easy together with
    your presentation however I find this matter to be
    really something which I feel I might never understand.
    It seems too complex and extremely large for me. I am
    taking a look ahead for your subsequent publish, I will attempt
    to get the hang of it!

  4. Asking questions are in fact fastidious thing if you are not understanding something entirely, but this post
    provides pleasant understanding even.

  5. Hello there! This is my first visit to your blog!
    We are a collection of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community
    in the same niche. Your blog provided us beneficial information to work on.
    You have done a extraordinary job!

  6. I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here.
    The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish.
    nonetheless, you command get bought an nervousness over
    that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this increase.

  7. Wonderful goods from you, man. I have have in mind your stuff prior to and you’re simply extremely magnificent.
    I really like what you have got right here, really like what you are saying and
    the best way during which you assert it. You are making it enjoyable and you continue to care for to stay it
    wise. I can not wait to learn much more from you.
    This is actually a great website.

  8. Good day! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog.

    Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick.
    I’m thinking about making my own but I’m not sure where to begin. Do you have any points or suggestions?

    Many thanks

  9. It’s perfect time to make a few plans for the long
    run and it’s time to be happy. I have learn this submit and if I may I
    desire to suggest you few fascinating issues or advice.
    Perhaps you can write subsequent articles referring to this article.
    I want to read more issues approximately it!

  10. Hello everybody, here every one is sharing these knowledge, thus it’s
    pleasant to read this website, and I used to visit this blog everyday.

  11. Hi my friend! I want to say that this article is amazing,
    nice written and include approximately all significant infos.
    I’d like to look more posts like this .

  12. My spouse and I stumbled over here by a different website and thought I may as well check things out. I like what I see so now i’m following you. Look forward to going over your web page repeatedly.|

  13. Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was
    a amusement account it. Look advanced to more added agreeable from you!
    However, how can we communicate?

  14. It’s awesome to pay a quick visit this site and reading the
    views of all colleagues regarding this paragraph, while I am also eager of getting familiarity.

  15. I got this web site from my buddy who told me on the
    topic of this website and now this time I am browsing this website and reading very informative articles here.

  16. Good day! This is my first visit to your blog! We are a group
    of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community in the same niche.
    Your blog provided us useful information to work on. You
    have done a outstanding job!

  17. Do you have a spam issue on this website; I also am a blogger,
    and I was wondering your situation; we have developed some nice procedures and we are looking to exchange techniques with other folks, why not shoot me an e-mail if interested.

  18. Tremendous issues here. I am very happy to peer your post.

    Thanks a lot and I am taking a look ahead to touch you.
    Will you kindly drop me a mail?

  19. Every weekend i used to pay a quick visit this site, as i wish for enjoyment, for the reason that this this web page conations actually fastidious funny data too.

  20. Your style is really unique in comparison to other people I’ve read stuff from.
    Thank you for posting when you’ve got the opportunity,
    Guess I’ll just book mark this page.

  21. Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some advice from an established blog.
    Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty fast.
    I’m thinking about setting up my own but I’m not sure where
    to begin. Do you have any ideas or suggestions? Thank you

  22. Hello! I could have sworn I’ve been to this site before but after checking through some of the post I realized it’s new
    to me. Nonetheless, I’m definitely delighted I found it
    and I’ll be book-marking and checking back often!

  23. If some one wants expert view concerning blogging and site-building afterward
    i advise him/her to go to see this weblog, Keep up the fastidious job.

  24. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the
    video to make your point. You clearly know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos
    to your blog when you could be giving us something informative to read?

  25. Having read this I believed it was really enlightening.
    I appreciate you spending some time and effort to put
    this information together. I once again find myself
    spending a lot of time both reading and commenting.

    But so what, it was still worth it!

  26. With havin so much content do you ever run into any problems
    of plagorism or copyright infringement? My site has a lot of exclusive content I’ve either written myself or outsourced but it seems a
    lot of it is popping it up all over the internet
    without my agreement. Do you know any ways to help reduce content from being ripped off?
    I’d really appreciate it.

  27. Wonderful beat ! I would like to apprentice even as you amend your web
    site, how could i subscribe for a weblog web site? The
    account helped me a acceptable deal. I had been a little bit acquainted
    of this your broadcast offered shiny transparent idea

  28. Hi there would you mind letting me know which webhost you’re utilizing?

    I’ve loaded your blog in 3 different internet browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster
    then most. Can you suggest a good internet hosting provider at a honest price?
    Thanks a lot, I appreciate it!

Leave a Reply to Jay Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *