Dear Gap

…last year, I couldn’t fit my fat behind into any of your clothes. Now that I can, I just don’t want to. This Spring’s line looks cheap as hell and those ads with SJP just aren’t cutting it.

Thanks for saving me my money and time.

2 thoughts on “Dear Gap”

  1. You look great all the time. You don’t need no stinkin’ Gap clothes to look fab! :nod:

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